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Booty Parlor

Cruisin’ for a Bronzin’

Don’t Stop Massage Oil
I’m So Sexy Lip Gloss

I was really thrilled to review Booty Parlor products. I have to say, everything I received exeeded my expectations! The packaging is super feminine and flirty, just the right combination of fun and pretty. Everything was packed in a box surrounded by a pink feather boa which I refuse to share.

A few years ago, a friend gave me a gift and told me there was something for my daughter and a little something for me inside. I pulled out a pink feather boa and exclaimed, “I LOVE IT!” She gave me a weird look and said, “That’s for Riley, not you!” Err…okay. But now I have my own boa and you better believe I wear it.

The Dust Up Shimmering Body Powder is my fairy dust. I dab a bit of the super soft and fluffy puff into the shimmery powder and dab it gently on my arms and chest. It smells very lightly of sweet roses and leaves behind the lightest shimmer. When the light catches the skin just right, you can see a glow.

Cruisin’ for a Bronzin’ is a powder, much like Dust Up Punch Drunk Pink (tastes like Cotton Candy!) but it give the slightest hint of bronze and it smells like cinnamon toast. I will admit that after I applied, I licked my arm to see if it tasted good. It does. Both powders come in pink spheres.

I was getting ready to take a steamy hot bath, pouring in a generous amount of Naughty Bubbles, ready to relax and get taken away to a place far away from dogs and kids and the ringing phone with operators on the other end calling me from far away places trying to get me to refinance my home. Everything was perfect, I may have even lit a candle.

Suddenly my daughter came bounding in. “Oh a Bubble bath!” and faster than you can say “Booty!” she was stripped of her clothes and in the tub with me. How very romantic! Naughty Bubbles smell incredible. I wish the peeps at Booty Parlor would create a nice perfume that is the essence of this bubbly treat. Essence of tuberoses with a bit of shimmery goodness transport you to a relaxing place, preferably one alone or with your mate, not with your kid.

I hardly think that Booty Parlor’s target demographic is a six year old girl but I can bribe my little one with the “fairy dust” and the bubble bath. But she is NOT to touch the pink boa.

I’m So Sexy Lip Gloss comes in two shades, Peppermint which is a shiny pale pink and Cinnamon which is red. Both are high on shine and low on stickiness. You know I am a true lip gloss fanatic and I love to apply gloss all the time. I’m So Sexy is delicious and feels and smells wonderful. The Peppermint and Cinnamon flavors are not overpowering, nor do they give your mouth an unpleasant tingle but they do give your mouth a sexy pout! I simply love these glosses. Did you know that the lips are an erogenous zone? So what does it mean when I keep reapplying lipgloss like an addict, all day long?

Don’t Stop Massage Oil is not tacky or sticky, can be used as a bath oil and like the other products from Booty Parlor, smells fabulous. I used this on my legs after I shaved them so that my skin glowed and glistened. I know it’s a massage oil to be used lovingly by a partner, but lately my husband is obsessed with this game and I am left to my own devices which includes trying to reach around and massage my own shoulders.

I am so grateful for the chance to try these items which obviously, would be perfect for Valentines Day! With that special day just around the corner, you should treat someone you love – whether that be yourself or a partner- to the yummy goodness that is Booty Parlor.

What I liked most about this brand is that it makes sex fun, not porny. Is that a word? The site is easy to navigate and you don’t have to worry about being blinded with sleazy images. It’s all nice and pretty and flirty and fun. I give Booty Parlor two thumbs up for a great website, cute packaging and fabulous products!

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