Before you don your tartan leggings, be sure to check…
…if an animated ogre is wearing them first.
With all the time Paris Hilton spends in front of the mirror, I’m shocked and amazed that she didn’t notice the lipstick smeared teeth. Vampire couture, she wants to suck your blood! Or suck…something.
I love how one person described Sharon Stone’s vagina hugging cat suit: Vulvalicious. Hey, I saw a little Russian man wearing the same suit at Cirque de Soliel. Maybe Sharon is going into acrobatics, ever think of that?
Legging are good neither in theory nor in practice. Unless you are one of the few without hips or an ass. Even then it’s still iffy.